I wish I was a penguin


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143760 notes | 12 hours ago , via stability | from princess-passion-flower

communistbakery:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

confirmed: babies do NOT drink breast milk. That’s what the government wants you to think

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns




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haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

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kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

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deedragonlvr:

adoxographist:

mogchi:

Hello there, August.

Behind my abs are….. BETTER ABS.

because it’s too amusing to not reblog




penisburps:

lindsaylohoean:

does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe 

i dunno ask will.je.suis

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drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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